Mass Commit 06/08/2021

Signed-off-by: Georg <georg@lysergic.dev>

6 files changed, 177 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/blackbox.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/blackbox.yml
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+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/blackbox.yml
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+groups:
+- name: lysergic-blackbox_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: LIBERTACASA-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://liberta.casa|https://www.lysergic.dev"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: XKEK-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://xkek.net|https://kekx.net"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: JITSI-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://meet.lysergic.dev"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: PASTA-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://pasta.lysergic.dev"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: GITEA-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://git.com.de"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: CGIT-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://git.casa"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: ELEMENT-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://element.liberta.casa"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: ETHERPAD-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://pad.hugz.io"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: SEARX-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://searx.xkek.net"} == 0
+    for: 120s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: YACY-WEB-DOWN
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://yacy.xkek.net"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 30 seconds. Node seems down.
+/etc/prometheus/alerts/lysergic/blackbox.yml lines 29-93/93 (END)
diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/nginx_exporters.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/nginx_exporters.yml
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+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/nginx_exporters.yml
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+groups:
+- name: lysergic-nginx_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: lysergic-nginx-down
+    expr: nginx_up{project="LYSERGIC", job="nginx_exporters"} == 0
+    for: 1m
+    labels:
+      job: nginx_exporters
+      severity: WARNING
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: nginx {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 1 minute. nginx seems down.
diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/node_exporters.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/node_exporters.yml
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index 0000000..392b3b7
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+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/node_exporters.yml
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+groups:
+- name: lysergic-node_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: lysergic-node-down
+    expr: up{project="LYSERGIC", job="node_exporters"} == 0
+    for: 1m
+    labels:
+      job: node_exporters
+      severity: warning
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 1 minute. Node seems down.
diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/wireguard_exporters.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/wireguard_exporters.yml
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index 0000000..87fecb6
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+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/lysergic/wireguard_exporters.yml
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+groups:
+- name: lysergic-wireguard_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: mercury-wireguard-down
+    expr: wireguard_peer_last_handshake_seconds{device="wg0", instance="localhost:9586", job="wireguard-mercury", public_key="$WG0_PUBKEY"} - time() <- 125
+    for: 10s
+    labels:
+      job: wireguard-mercury
+      severity: CRITICAL
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: WireGuard {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: 'Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 2 minutes. Uplink to Psyched seems down. Affected services: Global infrastructure monitoring. Other outages might no longer be tracked. Urgent investigation is advised.'
+  - alert: lysergic-wireguard-down
+    expr: wireguard_peer_last_handshake_seconds{project="LYSERGIC",device!="wg1"} - time() <- 130
+    for: 10s
+    labels:
+      job: wireguard-lysergic
+      severity: CRITICAL
+      project: LYSERGIC
+    annotations:
+      title: WireGuard Incident
+      description: 'No handshakes for {{ $labels.device }} in {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} have been exchanged for an extended amount of time. Critical services could be affected.'
diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/blackbox.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/blackbox.yml
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+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/blackbox.yml
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+groups:
+- name: tripsit-blackbox_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: TRIPSIT.ME-WEB-INCIDENT
+    expr:  probe_success{instance=~"https://tripsit.me|https://chat.tripsit.me|https://chat.tripsit.me/chat|https://drugs.tripsit.me|https://benzo.tripsit.me|https://dxm.tripsit.me|https://combo.tripsit.me|https://wiki.tripsit.me|https://tripbot.tripsit.me"} == 0
+    for: 15s
+    labels:
+      severity: critical
+      project: TRIPSIT
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 15 seconds. Node seems down.
+  - alert: TRIPSIT.DEV-WEB-INCIDENT
+    expr: probe_success{instance=~"https://mail.tripsit.dev|https://dopamine.tripsit.dev"} == 0
+    for: 1m
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      project: TRIPSIT
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 1 minute. Node seems down.
diff --git a/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/node_exporters.yml b/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/node_exporters.yml
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index 0000000..ee82367
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Prometheus/alerts/tripsit/node_exporters.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+groups:
+- name: tripsit-node_exporters
+  rules:
+  - alert: TRIPSIT-NODE-INCIDENT
+    expr: up{project="TRIPSIT", job="node_exporters"} == 0
+    for: 30s
+    labels:
+      severity: warning
+      job: node_exporters
+      project: TRIPSIT
+    annotations:
+      title: Node {{ $labels.instance }} is down
+      description: Failed to scrape {{ $labels.job }} on {{ $labels.instance}} for more than 1 minute. Node seems down.